January 16

 Ethel Agnes Zimmerman's Birthday
 
 

When Ethel Zimmerman began to get some singing gigs after graduating from high school, she decided to shorten her last name to Merman so that it would fit easier on theater marquees. Within a few years, the name Ethel Merman would  grace marquees with star billings for another thirty years with the last being on the Imperial Theatre at 249 West 45th Street in Gypsy (1959). As Ethel once remarked, "Broadway has been very good to me. But then, I've been very good to Broadway. "

One of
Ethel's biggest hits was Annie Get Your Gun which premiered on Broadway at the Imperial Theater on May 16, 1946 and ran for 1,147 performances. The Irving Berlin musical featured several memorable songs including , "There's No Business Like Show Business,"  and "You Can't Get a Man with a Gun." Ethel didn't need a gun to get men, but she needed one to keep them . She was married and divorced four times. Her husbands were: William Smith, a theatrical agent; Robert Levitt, a newspaper executive; Robert Six, President of Continental Airlines;  and the actor Ernest Borgnine from whom she was divorced  32 days later. In her second book of memoirs Merman, the chapter titled 'My Marriage to Ernest Borgnine' consists of one blank page. According to Borgnine, "We went on our honeymoon from Beverly Hills to Hawaii to Kyoto, Tokyo and Hong Kong. During that time people knew me and they would say hi. I would introduce my wife Ethel Merman, and they'd say, 'Who?' 'You know, the great singer.' And they'd say, 'Oh sure, how do you do? By the time we got home, it was hell on earth...And after 32 days I said to her, 'Madam, bye.'"

Ethel was well known for her four-letter expletives. In the book Broadway Day and Night, Ethel visited Harvey Firestein in his dressing room after a performance of Torch Song Trilogy and he asked her what she thought of the play. Ethel replied
"I thought it was a piece of shit but everyone around me was screaming and laughing so what the fuck."  One day when she took two of her kinds to the zoo, she complained, "You don't want to go to the zoo, you don't want to play on the swings, what the fuck DO you want to do?"  When an actress who was late for her entrances in Annie Get Your Gun ,
Ethel wanted her fired. When the stage manager mentioned that the actress was a protégé of Richard Rodgers (the producer) Ethel replied, "I don't give a damn--tell him to go fuck himself! I want her fired!"  Sandra Church (Louise in Gypsy) somehow got on Ethel's bad side during the run. When producer David Merrick asked Ethel if she was still speaking to Church, Merman reputedly said, "Of course I speak to her! Every night when the curtain goes down, I say 'Go fuck yourself!"

Her biggest professional disappointment was that she failed to earn a Tony for Gypsy and lost out to Mary Martin for The Sound of Music. So to reward Ethel for what many critics have called her greatest performance as the stage mother from hell in Gypsy, we suggest serving the classic Gypsy Cake while watching her in There's No Business Like Show Business (1954).
 

Gypsy Cake

Ingredients
 
1/2 lb dried apricots, chopped in small pieces
1 lb dried pitted dates chopped in small pieces
1/2 lb white raisins chopped in small pieces
5 large eggs, separated
1 cup sugar
2 TB all-purpose flour
1 TB cornstarch
cooking spray

Instructions
 
  1. Place fruit in a large heatproof bowl and Cover with boiling water. Let sit 2 minutes and drain.
    Set aside to cool.
  2. Heat oven to 325º F.
  3. Line the bottom of a 10-inch springform pan with parchment paper and lightly coat it and sides of pan
    with cooking spray.
  4. In a large bowl, beat egg yolks with sugar until light and fluffy. Thoroughly mix in dried, cooled fruit.
  5. In a separate medium bowl, whip egg whites until stiff but not dry. Stir 1/3 of egg whites into fruit mixture
  6. Fold in remaining 2/3 whites trying not to deflate them. In a small bowl, whisk together flour and cornstarch.
  7. Sift over the batter and fold it in carefully but thoroughly.
  8. Turn batter into prepared pan and bake 30 minutes to 1 hour. Begin testing with a toothpick after 30 minutes.
    The cake should be golden and set.
  9. Turn oven off and let cool completely in the oven with the door ajar.
 

Serves 6

© 2011 Gordon Nary and Tyler Stokes