June 14

Anniversary of the Battle of Marengo
Donald Trump's Birthday
 

     

The famous Jacques-Louis David
painting of Napoleon crossing the
Alps on his way to Marengo

The revisionist (and more realistic)
 painting of the same journey by
Paul Delaroche

The story of how Napoleon's chef concocted Chicken Marengo from a scrawny chicken, a few crayfish, eggs, tomatoes,  onions, and some cognac from Napoleon's flask is purely apocryphal. No one really knows what Napoleon ate on the evening of the battle at the Villa de Marengo, a farming estate about seventy miles northwest of Genoa. It's just as likely that Chicken Marengo was named after Napoleon's behavior during the battle, than for the battle itself.

Napoleon baited the Austrian forces occupying northern Italy in attacking the depleted French troops outside Genoa. The battle plan involved a surprise attack on the Austrians by the new ragtag Army of the Reserve which Napoleon led over the Swiss Alps. After he successfully crossed the Alps, Napoleon made a serious tactical error. Erroneously assuming that the Austrian troops were retreating, he sent half of his army under the leadership of his commander, Desaiz, to Genoa to cut off the assumed retreat. However, oj the morning on June 14, 1800, the Austrians attacked and overwhelmed the inadequate French forces. Napoleon, taken by surprise, sent a panicked message to Desaix; "Return in the name of God if you still can."

By late afternoon Napoleon's exhausted troops were demoralized and nearly out of ammunition. But at about five o'clock in the afternoon, Desaiz returned with his forces. He found Napoleon nearly paralyzed with fear and took over the entire command. The revitalized army under Desaiz's command crushed the Austrians who thought that the battle was technically over and were waiting for Napoleon to surrender. The Austrians fell back into Alessandria, having lost about 9,500 killed, wounded, or captured. The French casualties were considerably less, but included Desaix, who was killed. The French victory  was responsible for  the Austrian's evacuation of  much of Italy.

The probable truth behind the Chicken Marengo legend was that Napoleon's chef had to cook a chicken dish with tomatoes which were not a popular ingredient in French cooking. Napoleon reportedly liked the dish and (after winning the battle) considered it lucky. When he returned to Paris and fabricated the details of how his superior leadership was responsible for victory, his chef probably added his embellishments to the Chicken Marengo story by adding the crayfish and eggs cooked in olive oil that usually accompany the dish, just to dress the dish up. The story swept though Paris and various versions of Chicken Marengo were the new trendy dish all over the city.

Here is a recipe for what was probably the chicken dish that Napoleon ate on the evening of the battle.

Chicken Marengo
 

Ingredients
 
Breasts, legs and thighs from 2 chickens
1 tsp salt
freshly ground pepper to taste
1/2 tsp dried basil
1/2 cup olive oil
4 cloves garlic, minced

bouquet garni *
 
1/2  cup white glace de viande
1/2 cup dry white wine
1/2 cup cognac or other brandy
6 medium tomatoes, quartered
1 lb mushrooms, cleaned and halved
chopped parsley

 
Instructions
 
  1. Salt and pepper chicken.
  2. Sauté chicken in oil over medium heat about 10 minutes on each side.
  3. Add the garlic, basil, glace de viande, wine, brandy, and tomatoes. Cover pan and cook over low heat for about 35 minutes.
  4. After the chicken has cooked for 20 minutes, add mushrooms and stir. Cook for the remaining 35 minutes. Serve on a hot platter and sprinkle with parsley.

Serves 4
*See Appendix A

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Unlike Napoleon's battle against the Austrian army at Marengo, there were no recipes to commemorate Trunp's battle against Rosie. However, there is one recipe that celebrates his financial resurgence after his famous creditor-led bailout. This is also reported to be Rosie's favorite recipe and she especially enjoys slitting the skin and tying up the legs.


Roast Capitalist Pig
 


Pig


1 (15 pound) suckling pig (Have your butcher
   thoroughly clean the suckling pig and remove
   the eyeballs.)
1 lime




 

Marinade

1 garlic head
1 cup ounces orange juice
1.4 cup lime  juice
1 TB red pepper sauce
4 TB grated orange rind
4 TB salt
4 ounces water

 
Instructions
 
  1. Peel and mash the garlic cloves. Mix all the ingredients together in a bowl. Let stand for a minimum of 1 hour. Strain marinade and then inject the marinade into the pig. Let pig marinate overnight in the refrigerator covered with plastic wrap.
  2. Peel and mash the garlic cloves. Mix all the ingredients together in a bowl. Let stand for a minimum of 1 hour. Strain marinade and then inject the marinade into the pig. Let pig marinate overnight in the refrigerator covered with plastic wrap.
  3. Make several cuts on the pig's skin so the skin doesn't burst during cooking. Prop the pig's mouth open with a whole lime.
  4. Using a kitchen needle and thread, tie up the cavity. Tie the front legs and then back legs. Cover the tail with aluminum foil. Place the pig on a large roasting pan and pour the reserved marinade over the pig. Place the pig in the oven.
  5. Roast the pig in a preheated 350º F oven for 15 minutes per pound, for about 4 hours.. Internal temperature should be about 160 degrees. Remove the pig from the oven and allow the pig to rest for about 30 minutes before slicing.
Serves 6